Tuesday, April 03, 2007

bad humor, part 2

here's the "more" part of it. intended to be part of a stand-up or something similar:

- you wanna hear some current events? 2 milliampere!
- nah, that was lame, only about 3 Newton.
- I feel under pressure to be funny, about 15 megapascal.
- how's it hanging? vertically?
- you guys seem a bit cold, almost close to 0 kelvin.
- do you feel the attraction? it's gotta be at least 20 newton!
- did you know that buddhists are electrical engineers? they say "ohm" all the time.
- are you hopeful about my future? just an ounce? maybe a few pounds?
- how low was that? I think less than 10 atm...


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